I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
OH MY GOD this is so amazing. Because Sherlock for sure noticed that Jim is left handed and he handed him the tea like that in revenge after JIM TOOK HIS ARMCHAIR. Oh my god these two. Let me present you the Napoleon of crime and the genius consulting detective, age 12.
watcha gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS
You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.